Even the Table of Contents are funny

And now, samples from the table of contents:

Close Calls on the Farm: Survival of the Funniest     140 pages, Jones Lake Press. $12.95

Spring Snakes; Sisters chase Alex with snakes

A Close Call on the Farm; Barn caves in on Alex

Trampled; Mean pony runs over Amy

Lightning Bolt, Ball and Bounce; Lightning strikes on and into our farmhouse.

Overcharged; Dad saves Alex from electrocution

Brotherly Love and Free Fall; Brothers Todd and Brad test home made wings.

Queenie, Dog of Legend; Loyal dog tracks the boys across water.

Children in a Tumbler; Telephone wire spool as yard toy

 

Close Calls on the Farm; Second Chances    156 pages, Jones Lake Press. $12.95

Feral at Four- Babysitter chases the twins around farm

Tree Top Travelers- Alex and best friend climb trees

Long Portage, Short Voyage- Sister Patrice and twins shanghai a water tank

Doc’s Docking Lessons- Castrating lambs and chastising boys

Dad Overboard- Midnight capsizing, morning search by county sheriff

Bug Eyed and Breathless- Anaerobic lake salvage a real mood changer

Hot Weather and Cold Blood- Eye to eye with water snakes

Hot Dogs and Summer Camp Outs- Man vs Dog vs hot dog

The Sandbox- Farm sand and its many uses

Twin Air Bags- Accidents are easier with a twin in between

My Weapons from Birth to Ten-Alex recalls almost all his ordnance

Sword Play- Amy won, bloody and fast

Bullets and BBs- Alex gets a gun, Amy finds a bloody bullet

Horton, Greatest of Horned Owls- The dignity of a broken owl

The Last Tree Hut- They don’t build them like this anymore

Christmas Break- A fourth grader on holiday

Winter Effects- Keeping warm in a drafty house or under the ice

Thin Ice- Todd saves dog stranded in icey creek

Winter Rat Invasion- Big barn rats invade our home, we fight back

Doc’s Holiday- Dad’s indoor shooting subject of family letter

Thanks for taking a look.

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